I'm Obsessed with Brian Windhorst

Wikipedia- Brian Windhorst, also known as "Windy" or "Scoop", (born January 29, 1978) is an American sportswriter for ESPN.com who covers theNational Basketball Association (NBA). He was the Cleveland Cavaliers beat writer for the Akron Beacon Journal from 2003 through the summer of 2008, and began to work for Cleveland newspaper The Plain Dealer in October 2008. He moved to ESPN in 2010 after LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

I am embarrassed with how obsessed I am over this dude Brian Windhorst. The man is a paid stalker. He literally stalks Lebron James life and gets paid to do so by ESPN. Wherever LBJ goes so does my man Windy.

I like to imagine Windhorst lives in a one bedroom studio with thousands of pictures of Lebron James glued to his walls with arrows pointing in every direction like a serial killers house in the movies. House is obviously littered with KFC buckets EVERYWHERE.

In a society where we are uber conscience of creeps, My man Windy is capitalizing on it. If Lebron Moves, Windy Moves. Lebron says something absurd (everyday), Windy spins it to try to make Lebron  look like less of an asshole.

What would happen to this guys life and career if Lebron James were to be no more?  This guy is a little past his prime to start a new hunt. I can see him getting arrested for trespassing on a elementary school yard trying to find his new white whale or a pizza delivery guy.

I have tons of questions with him. What does he do in his off time? Does Lebron let him have off time?  Is he a good bowler?  Whats his normal days diet?  What's his power rankings of candy?  Does he crush as much ice cream as I think he does?  So many questions constantly running through my skull whenever I see this guy.

P.S. Windhorst caught a lot of heat for his "Hot Take" on Riley Curry being present for press conferences and I couldn't agree with him more. She is cute as fuck but those pressers are annoying as fuck as well.

Meet the Biggest Gangster of all time. My Boy Sepp.

CNN.com - Meet Sepp Blatter. Still the most powerful man in the world's most popular game, scandal be damned.

You could also call the 79-year-old Swiss national a survivor, after he clung to his job as FIFA's president Friday. He won a fifth term despite a week marked by arrests, investigations in the United States and Switzerland and questions about whether he was the right man to rebuild the reputation of soccer's governing body.

It wasn't a slam dunk, and Blatter failed to get the required 140 votes in the first round of voting to prevail. (He got 133, compared to 73 for Jordan's Prince Ali bin al-Hussein.) But with the writing on the wall -- since Blatter would only need a simple majority of votes in the next round to win -- Prince Ali conceded.

"I take the responsibility to bring back FIFA," Blatter said, promising he would leave after his four-year term ends. "And I am convinced we can do it."

Just how did Blatter survive?

He is a masterful political operator and his knack for getting off clean amid scandal -- or at least without being directly tied to wrongdoing in the soccer world -- is uncanny.

Sepp Blatter is already my favorite villain of all time. I barely knew the man existed a week ago and now I have a full on villain man crush on him. His speech after winning reelection was an all time speech. I stood up and clapped when he was dropping lines of cockiness all over the people who just reelected him.

I mean I don't like the whole situation going down in Qatar with the slavery and all but besides that I am all on board with how FIFA runs their scheme. I would like to believe that FIFA didn't have a clue how bad the society is in Qatar with how they treat their working force. 

FIFA is a private organization that is crazy successful. Their only issue is their product is super public. If you sit on your couch and think that uber successful companies don't make huge back end deals/bribes to keep on top your NUTS. United States has a littered history of CEO's "Donating" money to certain politicians that back their organization directly or indirectly.

I would be running the same business as these guys and anyone who wouldn't would be an idiot. The only mistakes these clowns did and what many other cocky organizations do is they got too wide. They have too many people in the know and they are borderline senile. Thats a recipe for a business disaster. 

The fact that my boy Sepp survived this monster controversy the same week of the FIFA election process is insane. It proves how powerful and how many people he owns on the inside of FIFA. 

The other bananas storyline with my boy Sepp is that this motherfucker is 79 years old. I will be lucky if I know where my pants are if I ever get to that age. The fact that this old ass dude has a death grip on the worlds most popular sport is INCREDIBLE. I cannot wait for the real story of Sepp Blatter to come out some day. I will be drinking a smooth bourbon and toasting to one of the biggest gangsters of all time.

I will watch this speech whenever I want to get my cockiness on back on point in times of softness. I can't watch this speech without clapping and yelping with joy. Cocky respect cocky. Sepp Blatter has a PHD in cockiness and I for one respect the hell out of him.

Sepps speech almost beat out my favorite old guy speech of all time but my boy Byrd from West Virginia is the King….

P.S.  Did this blog on 7 hours of sleep in last 4 days. NBD. Apparently my new baby daughter could care less about my energy levels or me sleeping in general. Respect that power move. Def my kid.