Lions vs Chargers Preview Pod

Jumped on the Tube very early morning today with everyones favorite Alter boy Eddie "Bigtime" Quinn. Real quick hitter on a preview of todays tilt from two short pasty Irish bums.

Real quick shoutout to Baby Cam. Cam was tittering on a full blown meltdown the entire taping. She more or less self fed herself which is a story in itself being under 100 days old. I also would like to Blame Baby Cam as well for me calling (Ladarius Green) Ladarius Thomas.

No time to sleep when Baby Cam demands to wake up early to bet European soccer.

Official Bets today as of 645am...

DET (+3) @ SD

Saints (+2.5) @ ARZ

St Lu (+4) vs SEA



* I will probably bet the entire board at 6 minutes before kickoff bc I get WAY to excited and just start firing bets like a machine gun fishing in the ocean.

P.S.  Possible post game show podcast based on my sobriety. 17% chance it goes down.

Real Quick (Long) Patriots Hate Rant

The hate and media firestorm of anything that happens with the Pats is officially out of control. I first had a great time with the banter. Now their success has gotten so far away from the fact that they have a Top 2 QB of ALL TIME that might be the best when its all said and done. Also, the success has gotten so far away from the simple fact the coaching staff is just better than the opposing coaching staff almost every week.

Tomlin woke up this morning and was hoping he quick press rant still masked the fact that his coaching performance was embarrassing. If Big Ben didn't wasn't as good as he is(Massively Underrated QB) this game would have been an absolute blood bath. Todd Haley single handily killed their first drive. Tomlin managed the clock as well as a drunk Andy Reid. The fact that the Steelers made basically ZERO halftime adjustments is SHOCKING. Tomlin doubled down in the second half with calling probably the worst hurry up and 2 minute offensive sets. Also, someone please call Tomlin and let him know that the Pats will split Gronk wide on every GL set and throw him the ball when you 1 man D him up. Someone please for competitive sake tell him to Match an LB on him pre shift and then have safety or DB roll to double coverage when he splits wide. (I get up and get a beer when I see Gronk get 1 man'd up on GL because I know whats going to happen 100% of time. It's a suicide mission lining a LB up wide alone with ground. Just ask KJ Wright even on non GL sets Suicide Defense)


I wish I could perform that badly at my job on projects that I'm unprepared for and get away with an excuse that gets eating up like my dog eating his breakfast. Straight inhaling and smiling no matter what.

A story that will obviously not get reported today is this one...  OOOPS. Steelers Headset Issues.

It wasn't reported or a big deal because the story would not drive ratings.

* I was actually shocked to learn that Tomlin ever had his headset on to begin with. I just assumed he did it for looks. Never looks like he actually is doing anything at all. Straight presence coaching.

* Also Props to Big Ben - "“There were a few plays that either didn’t come in, but that happens,” Roethlisberger said. “That’s nothing new. I didn’t think there were too many issues tonight with communication between (offensive coordinator) Todd [Haley] and myself.” 

I blame the media at this point and mostly ESPN. The average fan has his morning coffee and fruity pebbles while listening to Sportscaster. Whatever SC says that guy eats up, drives to work, walks to closest cube monkey that is also trying to avoid working, and regurgitates whatever he just hear on SC and truly believes he is an expert who is fully informed.

Local media guys here in SD suck for the most part. Jason Pierre Paul can count on his bad hand how many legit good media members there are in San Diego. Local guys on radio (Looking at Steve Hartman and Mike Costa) are lazy reporters who jump on the Pats hate train either because they know that it gets ratings or that they are lazy at reporting. One segment they will say that Belichick is basically the biggest fraud in the world and follow that up with Gates talk of being in the Hall of Fame. They will talk about less than .5 PSI or usually incorrectly source 2lbs of air pressure and then dismiss the fact that the Chargers manipulated equipment 2 years ago. No shot Rivers could feel that substance on the balls. No shot.

I officially lost it in the last week and I'm not sure I will ever go back on the right end of sanity regarding the Pats. I feel like I'm in a constant court room defending my hometown against everyone. "Everyone" does 3 mins of listening to actually facts and then think they are well informed or just like gang mentally thinking.

Here is me manhandling local sports radio guys per usual... Go to 11:16 Min Mark

I would've been even more enraged but that intro I got was too flattering and I was smiling to start call. Real hard to mad yell when smiling ear to ear.

Not much media talk about how Brady has basically been perfect the last 2 games he has played while every football has been on high security. He is a combined 62 for 82 (76%) with 8 TD's and 617 yards throwing. No one will talk about that because people hate the best when its someone who has won for a long long long time. I guarantee a lot of hacks had to delete pre scripting "Brady Stinks Without Deflated Balls" articles. Like a sad kid not getting picked in kickball and walking back home with his tail between his legs.

Real hard for anyone to just buck up and say the Pats might win a lot because they have arguably the best QB and Coach of ALL Time. Do yourself a favor and watch NFL Networks "Do Your Job" documentary. The preparation this team does makes other coaching staffs around the league poop in their pants. I guess I'll source that fact like ESPN... "Multiple Anonymous Sources".

Live Look at me understanding that all this hate only will fuel my good friends Bill, Brady, Ernie, and everyone else inside the Foxboro compound....

So in recap, I have officially come full circle. I would like to thank all these mouth breathing people who hate on pats and especially the media. Tom and Bill will eat this up and literally try to kill everyone this year. Keep feeding that train because this Pats team this year isn't great but the "Hate" might help them do it again.

P.S.  The Game got a TV rating of 18.0. That is ABSURD.

Official Statement Regarding DeflateGate

(Combining My Fav Movie w/ Fav Male = Chaos In My Pants)

I would be remiss not to at least mention the day America finally woke up and realized that we just spent FEDERAL resources (money) on .5 PSI in a football. That's the real story right there. That statement should scare our society that collectively we can be so so dumb.

I know I know, I'm the forefront leader on San Dieg/SoCal sports reporting and this story is centered 3 thousand miles away. Well you sir or Ma'am, you're wrong. This story was in all our living rooms and in our brains. You think if the Tennessee Titans were accused of having illegal cleats on that the story would even reach either coast. No way No how. Our "beloved" Chargers got caught with a stickum like substance to improve grip on the ball for skilled players and the story was basically not reported. It's because the team at hand is the king of the sports world. You either love/admire them (smart people) or you hate/despise them (simple people or fans of teams that continually get their face kicked in by Pats. It truly is that simple.

Do I think the Patriots manipulated footballs to their QB's liking?  

100% Yes

Do I think every QB manipulates the footballs to their specific liking? 

100% Yes

If you think It's odd how many current NFL QB's have been dead quiet on commentating on the record about football prep is peculiar then you are a fucking moron.

Do cold weather teams probably do it more given the conditions?  

YES

Lastly, Do you think that there are a bunch of QB's not excited about the new pre game ball security measures? 

1,000,000% YES.


If you happen to gamble. I would suggest looking at total number of turnovers this year vs last year league wide. Should be a VERY interesting stat.

Conspiracy theorist now coming out of the woodwork claiming this is all a stunt by the NFL for keeping the league in the news 24/7/365 and a master promotion of marketing of their opening night (Patriots Game) can shut the fuck up. Yes, the TV viewer numbers will be through the fucking roof. It will have more eyes on it from non football fans because of Deflategate. No denying that. But,  the NFL top Execs are too stupid to be that smart. They stumbled into publicity.

This whole process is a GIANT black eye for Roger Goodell. He is officially the guy now that tells you to sit down in class and you just keep walking around and talking. He is a mascot/punching bag for the owners who happens to be paid 45M per year. (I would 100% allow a bunch of billionaires to throw me on the flames at all times if it meant cashing checks for 2M Bi monthly)

Also, ESPN is a fucking joke reporting the story from day 1. At no time have they communicated to the common casual fan that they are not the best outlet to report on the matter since they have BILLION dollar TV deal with the NFL. That might lead to favorable treatment of reporting.

Finally, A lot of people are asking/chirping me how this will actually effect the Patriots season and if everyone should run/hide and come out of their holes next year because they're afraid of the wrath the Golden Boy and the Hooded one will unleash over the next 6 months...

Here is the deal. The Patriots as a whole organization are as vindictive as they come. They ALL hold grudges and rile up things in their heads like no team in modern history. They somehow keep all this hate within the walls of Foxboro and rarely have a media slip up which is more impressive than their record over the last 15 years. Seriously.

But, their secondary sucks again. The Patriots only win titles when they can cover. Every title team could cover people. That is the HUGE questions mark for the 2015 Pats. But, if you didn't bet the Pats to be in AFC title game again before the Judges ruling, I feel bad for your bank account.

Patriots have been involved in the AFC title game 9 times in 13 years. The Patriots season doesn't start basically until January every year. They will also be involved in the 2015 Conference title game and it will be 50/50 if they appear in the SuperBowl again. I would not bet against them.

P.S.  The most offended I got over the past 7 months from this whole Deflategate thing was easily that court room sketch. Hope Tommy hangs that pic over his locker because he might go out and throw for 75 TD's and set the postgame podium on fire with his blazing Good looks postgame every week. #Pray4theNFL #Pray4Fashion

P.P.S. I am also firmly on the #TeamDivorce regarding Brady and Gisele rumors. I like my Brady as mad as possible. Good things happen in my life the madder TB12 gets.

P.P.P.S.  How on earth has Chris Mortensen gone media silent all of a sudden?  You are a NFL reporter for ESPN. You broke the False story over the extent of deflation that the league falsely let you leak. You could not look worse and to go silent is such a sad sad look that I actually feel bad for you if you see yourself in a mirror.

Is Melvin Gordon Sneaky Slow?

ESPN - SAN DIEGO – Melvin Gordon has to turn off his mind and let his legs and natural instincts do the work.

Not that the San Diego Chargers’ offensive line provided a lot of room to run against a stout Seattle Seahawks’ defensive front. But when the Chargers created a crease, Gordon again failed to take advantage of it.

Case in point: On first-and-10 from Seattle’s 26-yard line late in the first half, Gordon had an open lane and a one-on-one opportunity with talented Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman.

Sherman’s an elite defensive player, but these are battles good running backs in the NFL win on a consistent basis.

Gordon could have bounced outside and beat Sherman to the corner. Instead, he hesitated, bounced inside and was tackled for a 2-yard gain.

Gordon said he had a similar play in San Diego’s first preseason game against the Dallas Cowboys with a similar result -- a short run that should have been an explosive play.

“You’ve got to just go,” Gordon said. “I could have been physical and just tried to run him over. I was thinking I had the outside. I had that same play against Dallas and I could have taken it outside -- I was thinking about all of that in that matter of that time, and about the time it was time to go, he was on me.”

Everyone Need to calm down about Melvin Gordon. The time to freak out is if he still looks like a lost dog with no burst after week 1. That's when we push the fire alarm and go full watch mode on him being a bum. If Gordon had busted one run for like 20 yrs this preseason (He's played in 2 games) this wouldn't even be a conversation. The offensive line isn't doing him any favors as of yet either but that's a WHOLE other issue(Chris Watt is not an NFL starting Center BTW. Wasn't even a starter at center in college. Centers are kinda important to blocking schemes. By kinda important, I mean by far the 2nd most important pre snap position on offense). 

Also the Chargers cannot be dumb enough to actually give Gordon the majority of the snaps anyways this season. They should def split normal down situations. Obviously Woodhead plays third down passing downs but should also get 30-50% of normal snaps as well.

I would be MUCH MUCH more worried about Gordon in pass protection. The dude is clearly as lost as possible. You would think after being in mini camps and preseason that he would have a better feel by now on blocking calls and schemes. His lack of awareness in protection might end up killing Phil Rivers. Good think Rivers got that guarantee money. I would be blitzing the shit out of the Bolts if they dare have Gordon on the field in obvious passing downs. (Check Out ESPN's production series called "Hey Rookie". They follow Gordon and Perryman through camp. Perryman not knowing you couldn't hit a feet first slide QB was concerning.)

It's obvious that Gordon is not playing with confidence but the lack of sample size of run attempts is impossible to predict out his future performance. But, if you want to nitpick this dude might not be NFL running back fast. He ran a 4.52 at the combine which is very good given the mean average of all RB's in the draft. But, the eyeball test is so much different when its with the ball as opposed to a track environment. Again, Could be completely wrong and its just a lack of confidence of why he looks slow hitting the holes. Also, Wisconsin history is not very favorable with the transition to the pro's based. Wisconsin runs heavy sets and are usually much bigger on the line than the opposition. They also run more more traps, pulls, and lead blocks than the Chargers offense has historic run in last couple years under McCoy and Reich.

But, Moving up in the draft and giving up picks to move up to get this guy will be a retarded move even if he ends up being good. This squad needs depth and desperate help on both sides of the ball in their central line play. I personally think Bradon Oliver's numbers of the same number of snaps this year would/will be very comparable. Everything comes down to his speed of hitting the hole and speed of comprehending pass protection. 

P.S. He should 100% go by Mel. No reason why but that just makes more sense in my brain.