Friday, September 4, 2015

Official Statement Regarding DeflateGate



(Combining My Fav Movie w/ Fav Male = Chaos In My Pants)

I would be remiss not to at least mention the day America finally woke up and realized that we just spent FEDERAL resources (money) on .5 PSI in a football. That's the real story right there. That statement should scare our society that collectively we can be so so dumb.

I know I know, I'm the forefront leader on San Dieg/SoCal sports reporting and this story is centered 3 thousand miles away. Well you sir or Ma'am, you're wrong. This story was in all our living rooms and in our brains. You think if the Tennessee Titans were accused of having illegal cleats on that the story would even reach either coast. No way No how. Our "beloved" Chargers got caught with a stickum like substance to improve grip on the ball for skilled players and the story was basically not reported. It's because the team at hand is the king of the sports world. You either love/admire them (smart people) or you hate/despise them (simple people or fans of teams that continually get their face kicked in by Pats. It truly is that simple.

Do I think the Patriots manipulated footballs to their QB's liking?  

100% Yes

Do I think every QB manipulates the footballs to their specific liking? 

100% Yes

If you think It's odd how many current NFL QB's have been dead quiet on commentating on the record about football prep is peculiar then you are a fucking moron.

Do cold weather teams probably do it more given the conditions?  

YES

Lastly, Do you think that there are a bunch of QB's not excited about the new pre game ball security measures? 

1,000,000% YES.


If you happen to gamble. I would suggest looking at total number of turnovers this year vs last year league wide. Should be a VERY interesting stat.

Conspiracy theorist now coming out of the woodwork claiming this is all a stunt by the NFL for keeping the league in the news 24/7/365 and a master promotion of marketing of their opening night (Patriots Game) can shut the fuck up. Yes, the TV viewer numbers will be through the fucking roof. It will have more eyes on it from non football fans because of Deflategate. No denying that. But,  the NFL top Execs are too stupid to be that smart. They stumbled into publicity.

This whole process is a GIANT black eye for Roger Goodell. He is officially the guy now that tells you to sit down in class and you just keep walking around and talking. He is a mascot/punching bag for the owners who happens to be paid 45M per year. (I would 100% allow a bunch of billionaires to throw me on the flames at all times if it meant cashing checks for 2M Bi monthly)

Also, ESPN is a fucking joke reporting the story from day 1. At no time have they communicated to the common casual fan that they are not the best outlet to report on the matter since they have BILLION dollar TV deal with the NFL. That might lead to favorable treatment of reporting.

Finally, A lot of people are asking/chirping me how this will actually effect the Patriots season and if everyone should run/hide and come out of their holes next year because they're afraid of the wrath the Golden Boy and the Hooded one will unleash over the next 6 months...

Here is the deal. The Patriots as a whole organization are as vindictive as they come. They ALL hold grudges and rile up things in their heads like no team in modern history. They somehow keep all this hate within the walls of Foxboro and rarely have a media slip up which is more impressive than their record over the last 15 years. Seriously.

But, their secondary sucks again. The Patriots only win titles when they can cover. Every title team could cover people. That is the HUGE questions mark for the 2015 Pats. But, if you didn't bet the Pats to be in AFC title game again before the Judges ruling, I feel bad for your bank account.

Patriots have been involved in the AFC title game 9 times in 13 years. The Patriots season doesn't start basically until January every year. They will also be involved in the 2015 Conference title game and it will be 50/50 if they appear in the SuperBowl again. I would not bet against them.





P.S.  The most offended I got over the past 7 months from this whole Deflategate thing was easily that court room sketch. Hope Tommy hangs that pic over his locker because he might go out and throw for 75 TD's and set the postgame podium on fire with his blazing Good looks postgame every week. #Pray4theNFL #Pray4Fashion

P.P.S. I am also firmly on the #TeamDivorce regarding Brady and Gisele rumors. I like my Brady as mad as possible. Good things happen in my life the madder TB12 gets.


P.P.P.S.  How on earth has Chris Mortensen gone media silent all of a sudden?  You are a NFL reporter for ESPN. You broke the False story over the extent of deflation that the league falsely let you leak. You could not look worse and to go silent is such a sad sad look that I actually feel bad for you if you see yourself in a mirror.

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